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Welcome to... whatever it is here. Internet ? The Matrix ? Or simply your dumbass imagination ? Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. WHATEVER.
Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever.Whatever. Whatever. Whatever. Whatever.Whatever.Whatever. Whatever. Whaaaateverrrrrrrrr.
Whaaaaat?!

do you still want to enter?

Are you not satisfied with THE REAL LIFE?
There's plenty to do if you feel like touching grass:

1. go to a contemporary art exhibit with someone (you'll either wander/wonder or trashtalk)
2. get a coffee
3. read a book at a café while drinking coffee
4. touching grass for real just because you can

• get rid of numbers because math is confusing
• sometimes a few circles can be aesthetically pleasing in a list
• print and cross what you did, you little rascal!

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